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"Oh," I said, barely remembering, the word a dot in the rear view mirror.
The next time I said it, the PBG was about to whip a soy sauce dish like a Frisbee
"As long as you do it infrequently and no adults hear you, it's probably ok," Chrissie! tells O.
He tells us that he sometimes says "the J word" quietly about his teacher.
"There is no such thing as The J Word," I tell him.
"Jack ..." He says.
"I'm not familiar," I say.
Finally he mouths "Jackass."
"Oh! I'm going to whisper a swear word in your ear," Lu says to Chrissie!
"I'm am adult," Chrissie! says, but leans in and Lu cups her mouth at her ear.
And then I said it again, in reference to our daughter's recent hunger strike -- yet her willingness to set it aside for a spoonful of whipped cream.
"Great. Now all she'll eat is shit," I say.