"How old is she?" he asked.
"Four days," Chuck answered.
I remembered, then, that Oh! We have a baby! Babies attract attention. Sometimes people smile and look at the --
"Thank you for not having an abortion," the man said, a sneak attack that left no time for a response -- if a response to such a thing is even possible*.
* Actually, there are plenty of possible responses. But it takes days, and plenty of retellings, to come up with them.