In no specific order:
"I can't tell if she's really good or really terrible. I know I don't ever want to be in a car she's driving."
"How can she work with tequila if she's straight-edge? I think that black X is a lie."
"Some of these people are terrifying. I wouldn't want any of these people mad at me. I would want the Asian woman mad at me if I had to pick."
"I'm nervous about her sausage, too. I don't even know what that means."
"That venison looks so gross! That's something you'd see on the side of the road. I've seen that in the woods surrounded by wolf prints."
*Chuck did not know I was taking notes until the show was over.