Great moments at Walgreens ...

I'm sitting in a chair waiting for a refill and this kid lopes up to the prescription counter and says "Plan B."

The dude working walks away, comes back. Asks for ID.
The kid hands him a license and a piece of paper.

"I just had my birthday," he said, explaining the identification. "Yesterday. 21."
"Congratulations," the employee says. "45 dollars."

Oh, the Fan Fiction. It doesn't take a Sudoku master to decode this one.