Karaoke DJ: Belinda Carlisle is a lot like Phil Collins.
(There was a 12 measure break in my song)
Me: Not at all.
KDJ: They were both drummers who sang.
Me: No. Gina drums. Belinda has no music ability at all.
KDJ: are you sure? I think she was the drummer.
Me: Dude. I'm positive. I read her memoirs.
(To punctuate this with how I'm her hugest fan seemed like overkill. And, frankly, sad.)
KDJ: Oh. Well you learn something every day.
(End of 12 measure break.)
Guy Across the Street: Hey! Did you guys hear about Japan?
Us: No ?
Guy: Big earthquake. Tsunami. We have been watching it. You guys, it's so sad.
Us: Oh, man! Oh no!
Guy: Yeah, it's all over Facebook right now.