Is Sofia Coppolla's sparkling wine even really good? Shrug. But damn if I don't love these little cans of liquor with bendy straws glued to the side.
Thank you to my friends at Wild West Liquor of West Duluth, who have begun stocking this Capri Sun-style of booze since I put in a special request. They even have them on display. THEY EVEN SELL THEM BY THE CAN. Suck it, Red Bull.