1. When that plucky coworker in the too-tight pant suit and Popsicle colored lipstick offers to "Make a Subway run" it would be helpful if you preempted your order with: "Cheddar. Um ... not toasted." (Or whatever the case may be). Because I'm going to end up standing behind her in line, my own individual personal order memorized like the lyrics to a one-hit wonder from 1982, and she's going to end up calling you. On the phone. To ask what kind of cheese you want. Then she's going to call you back to find out if you want it toasted. It would not be beyond her to have already called once so you could remind her you want it on Italian Herb and Cheese.
I think there should be a mandatory default. Like, if the Subway employee sees this woman's thumb angling for the keypad, the Subway employee should be like: CHEDDAR. NOT TOASTED. WE HAVE TO GO WITH THE DEFAULT! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR CELL PHONE!
2. Suction cups for the bottom of my feet that would make it possible to climb the side of a building.