Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Leisure patch ...

What you are seeing is a bath tub war wound, further exacerbated by ample couch time this past weekend. And, frankly, right now.

I call it my leisure patch.

It started in the tub, where back fat, water, and the rounded ceramic surface created first a vacuum, then a hickey the size of tramp stamp.

Ordinarily our couch is plenty comfortable. But in this case, the fabric versus my hickey feels like someone tried to sandpaper a short cut to my kidney.

So, whatever. TV is bad for you. Blah blah blah. 

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