I was leaving the Wilco show last night at the DECC. (Awesome. Thanks for asking.) I was totally in a hurry, scurrying like a common street rat through the skyway and got held up by security making a human chain in front of a group of hippies.
We had to wait for two real life bears that were being escorted like prisoners to a service elevator.
This is one of those things that just sounds funnier than it actually was. "Sorry I'm late. I get held up by two bears that were waiting for an elevator."
But the best part was when they let us through and two red-eyed 20 somethings said to me:
"Did you see bears, too? Or was that just us?"