Yesterday a girl skittered in front of me, hopped pantless onto a stool. A giant husky mass of 10 year old girl with tangled hair and an awkward shirt. She wanted to put her pants on while standing on a pedestal. I get that. Then she bonked me in the head with her knee as she stepped into her jeans and didn't even notice.
I wish I had a do-over so I could go back and make sure I was never that girl.