Friday, June 5, 2009

Beast of burden ...

Chuck: Apparently Toonses really likes the smell of Ben Gay.
Me: Toonses likes anything gay.

[Okay, I didn't really say that. I mumbled something about him him chewing on my head whenever I use Aveda products. Chuck doubled back and inserted the better punchline but let me take credit. I'm not convinced I wouldn't have come up with it. Toonses does seem to have romantic feelings for Chuck. Anyway, it works better if I pretend I said it.]


Sproactually said...

I think we may have found the root cause of the female pattern baldness.

Your cat.

Whiskeymarie said...

When I first met Bubs, I said to the woman fostering him: "Oh gosh, I sure hope he's gay!" with this crazy look on my face. I'm kind of surprised she let us have him.

Maybe Bubs and Toonses can start some sort of animal GLBT group.