the most delicious part of having been raised catholic is the mcdonalds' filet-o-fish and shamrock shake combination that the pope insists his people consume on friday's during lent.
this is one of two catholic doctrines that i continue to practice. [the other is that when i wear khaki pants with a collared shirt, i feel like i am in dress code. but because my shirt is not tucked in, i'm in violation of said dress code].
i only allow myself the luxury of the filet-o-fish/shamrock shake once during the month of march. with fries, this meal is upward of 850 calories. this season, i waited until i was excruciatingly hung over to indulge: right this very second.
it. was. fantastic. i come to you with my sweatpants stained with globs of tartar sauce, minty breath, and a green tongue. my innards are teeming with catholic juice.