"you want this 50 cent yoyo and a 2 dollar coin purse? Sure thing, little rabbit!"
Then we went to Cuba libre for comedy -- although in the case of some of the performers, that would be comedy in quotation marks. I noticed some trends in material. Here are things comedians talk about:
Booze and or weed
What it is like to br married and or single
How other cities are inferior
Everything was funnier than not.
Also, I found myself elbows deep in mrs. Roper-style wares at forever 21. Readers, I drank the kool ade.