things comedians talk about ...

LA -- yesterday we took the subway to Chinatown, where I made the very adult decision that if I ever make mini pistas this is where their LA souvenirs would come from:

"you want this 50 cent yoyo and a 2 dollar coin purse? Sure thing, little rabbit!"

Then we went to Cuba libre for comedy -- although in the case of some of the performers, that would be comedy in quotation marks. I noticed some trends in material. Here are things comedians talk about:
Fat people
Rape
Booze and or weed
STDs
What it is like to br married and or single
How other cities are inferior

Everything was funnier than not.

Also, I found myself elbows deep in mrs. Roper-style wares at forever 21. Readers, I drank the kool ade.