Wednesday, December 17, 2008

real live tears ...

this is the demon door that i smashed my right hand in twice on tuesday afternoon. first right on the meat of my hand, then when i screamed and yanked my hand out of the door, it closed on my middle fingernail.

this is the bench where i sat and cried for six to eight minutes.

bruising ensued.


Whiskeymarie said...

Ooh, I feel your pain. Does it help that I seriously pulled a muscle in my crotchal region yesterday in an effort to not fall on my ass after slipping on a piece of onion on the floor at work?

And once, when I was little, I slammed my middle finger in the bathroom door at school.
The fingernail eventually fell off and it looked super-gross for a while, but it grew back so that's good.
Make sure you take a picture of your hand to show us (me) because we (me) have a morbid curiosity like that.

diatribes and dish said...

HAHAHA ... I love that you posted a photo of the offending door. You called that bitch OUT!

Sproactually said...

That's a pretty stout looking door there, perhaps you start with something a little smaller, lighter, like the door at the ghetto spur?

Hope your hand is okay, and you did not break any of those meta-little bones

BriGuy said...

Stupid door. I hate that door. Always up to no good. Sure it might open for you, but it would always close when you had your back turned ... never did trust that thing.