Sunday, December 28, 2008

embracing leisure in six simple steps ...

3 p.m. -- wake, gingerly, to a fresh new day. it hurts in that place in my stomach where the wine was living.
3:05-6 p.m. -- facebook IMing with my friend hinz. topics broached: the dating habits of various members of the class of '94; robbery; other people's funny facebook profile photos.
6 p.m.-10:05 p.m. -- many, many, many consecutive episodes of "it's always sunny in philadelphia." weep when charlie climbs out of a fountain saying "i love sinbad, i have all his tapes!" weep when charlie cuts the brakes, calls himself a "wildcard" and leaps from the moving rape van; weep when sweet dee runs out of a store in stolen shoes and runs head first into a parked car.
10:05-11 p.m. -- massive cheese consumption. presently enjoying a gruyere. have also dabbled in aged cheddar and brie. this was the christmas of cheese.
11 p.m.-1 a.m. -- lifetime movie about a sex addict house wife, have moved on to chocolate chip cookies. each time i go in for a handful, i think the phrase "cookie party!"
PREDICTION 1:15 a.m. -- forceably removing myself from anything resembling tetris.

1 comment:

futbol said...

wild card, bitches! yeeeee-haw!