Friday, November 7, 2008

from the freakish feature files ...

left hand. pinkie nail. it's like i dip it in a mix of rainwater and miracle gro every night before bed. this nail has always been the freak in the batch, it's title usurped only the time i had a 14 inch hair growing out of my stomach.



and a side view:



this nail will continue to sprout until the first time i consume more than two consecutive beers, at which point i'll gnaw it to a nub and then start all over again.

5 comments:

Mojito said...

Hey, a redi-made coke nail! Yay!

Anonymous said...

please cut it. i'm going to have nightmares. - fannie

Kristabella said...

That is a little freaky, but I saw keep growing it until it starts curving.

Also, now you're all set to have a cocaine addiction.

jason said...

long nails? fine. the 14-inch hair from your stomach? not a pretty image. no, no, no. not at all.

Whiskeymarie said...

I keep looking at this hoping it will go away. I don't know why, but long fingernails freak me out.

I know how weird that sounds.