me: gah! i hate it when people call it [proper name with an apostrophe] it's just [proper name] or [proper name adjective noun]
dude: i always call it [proper name with an apostrophe]
me: that's why i never talk to you!
dude: i'm going to start calling it [proper name without an apostrophe] because i miss you.
PS: i totally woke up screaming in the middle of the night [6 a.m.] because my arm had fallen asleep and i had to pick it up to move it and so i was flinging it around like it was just this arm i found laying in the road and i was all 'hey! free arm! who wants an arm!'
chuck almost called 911 because he thought i was having a heart attack.