1. forgot that grandma pista was in town until it was too late to chase down her tour bus. this has the potential to drop me about four steps on 12-step program i've been using to nudge myself toward adulthood. her voice mail messages made my soul hurt. gah. she was less than a mile away.
2. went head-to-head with a powdered donut. i looked like i'd rolled in lawn fertilizer. when i wiped my hands on my jeans, i left hand prints not unlike mary lou retton after a spin on the parallel bars.
3. ... although my friend drock fared worse: