1. everyday when i wake up it has either rained, is raining, or looks like it might rain if not today, tomorrow. or maybe the wind force surpasses my guesstimated leg force and that which my windbreaker will actually break.
2. facebook's new IM feature sometimes finds me chatting away chunks of an afternoon with fannie. then, if i have to go anywhere, i'm all OMG, BRB, TTYL! because now i'm going to be late for an eye exam, haircut, whatever even if i drive.
3. sometimes, oftentimes, i like to wear shoes that are impractical for biking. i could put them in my backpack and change, but when i'm wearing impractical biking shoes, i like how they make me sound like a realitor as i scamper across the sidewalk and into the mall. this loses it's effect if i'm sitting on the curb, stuffing recycleable shoes into my bag and buckling up my costume.
i should probably change my identity from "person who rides her bike everywhere" to "person who drops cash on whims, and then a little more on the matching helmet."
today, while cozied into the stall of a public restroom, another patron entered and popped a squat. i thought to myself: "dammit. now i have to pretend to wash my hands." then i realized that i think that everytime i'm in a public bathroom and someone else enters.
did you know it takes approximately the same amount of time to pretend to wash your hands as it does to wash your hands? stupid.
my ipod and flip video camera are in a standoff with my stupid 400 dollar craptop. my ipod won't sync and my computer won't even make eye contact with the flip video camera. tonight i realized i haven't listened to anything new in approximately 4 months and i've never used my flip camera.
it's not worth downloading anything, which is killing me because i just realized a few days ago that i'm a huge phil collins fan. not to mention my future as a documentary maker is on hold.
whatever. i'm getting my period around noon tomorrow.