What were you doing 10 years ago?
* working at barnes and noble and mama b's in rochester. i learned to hate art garfunkle and love pasta with sausage, chicken, three cheese and red sauce. and i was dating fannie's exboyfriend.
* i had worms.
What were you doing 1 year ago?
* executing some fratastic games of beer pong and stalking people on myspace.
* drinking jim beam straight from the bottle and listening to bonnie "prince" billy.
Five snacks you enjoy:
1) cool ranch doritos
3) tobassco flavored slim jims
4) super potato oles
5) stars and lightning chicken nuggets from burger king
2) cheddar flavored chex mix
4) amy's chik'n nuggets
5) 7-up flavored jelly bellys
Five songs that you know all the lyrics to:
(my karoke repretoire)
1) denise williams -- let's hear it for the boy
2) madonna -- borderline
3) fleetwood mac -- dreams
4) belinda carlisle -- complete collection
5) cure -- just like heaven
1) snoop -- gin and juice
2) eminem -- soldier
3) van halen -- panama
4) guns & roses -- patience
5) the clash -- rock the casbah
Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1) go to spain for three months and tour around eating beans and watching bulls race and drinking wine out of skins.
2) a new laptop
3) a jeep wrangler and a black dog named jake, denim shorts, bandizo, yow!
4) buy property with reckless abandon
5) make leisure jealous
1) buy a house
2) get drunk
4) watch tv
Five bad habits:
1) saying the eff word in front of children
4) caring too much
5) starving my cat
1) working too many hours
2) taking three hours to get out of bed
3) allowing my refrigerator to smell like saurkraut
4) letting my car fix itself
Five things you like doing:
1) writing about myself
2) drinking tequila
3) getting to third base
4) reading addiction memoirs
5) smoking myself into a coma
1) honoring my father and mother
2) not taking the lord's name in vain
3) not coveting my neighbor's wife
4) not stealing
5) not honoring idols who are not my lord
Five things you would never wear again:
"i've worn the same thing since sixth grade."
"i'm not ruling anything out."
Five favorite toys:
3) dream of owning wii
4) the reality tv that is my neighbors
4) michael graves' monopoly