Sunday, March 4, 2007

bruised and broken ...

i yank my pants down to thigh level and i'm inspecting my leg.

me: i think i have a bruise.
chuck: from what?
me: hmm. i don't know. maybe i ran into a pool table.
chuck: last night? when you displayed exemplary motor skills?
me: yes. last nite when i spoke clearly and concisely. without repetition.
chuck: last night, when you had keen hand-eye coordination?
me: yes. last nite when i showed all-around solid judgement.
chuck: last night? when you remembered everything that happened quite clearly? even that we went to the twins bar?
me: yes. last nite when i was a beacon of moderation.

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