Thursday, February 22, 2007

that difficult age ...

if: yesterday i learned that if i carry a backpack and wear a stocking cap and hoodie, i will be offered a student rate.

and: this is important to me because yesterday i realized that i am technically old enough to have a child who can legally drive a car.

then: i think this means that if i had gotten knocked up my sophomore year of high school, someone somewhere would maybe consider me a MILF.


whiskeymarie said...

Don't worry about it- I get the MILF shit all the time. Unfortunately, MiLF's, as opposed to student rates, now include everyone from 16-39 these days. Try to embrace the 25-39 range, bee-yatch. I wear a hot pink stocking cap all the time, and I probably can have grandkids at this point.
Dear God...Shoot me. I'm looking into surgical procedures. I'm mostly trying to figure how I can trade sex for surgery at this point.

Anonymous said...

I still have my college student ID for such instances.

Kate said...

I could have an 8th grader. Ew.

Five years ago I started doing volunteer reading at a school in Superior. I had some classes of Kindergarteners. One day some kids in the first class asked me how old I was. When I told them (23, at the time), at least eight of them piped up with "you're older than my MOM!" Yeesh.